The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to speak in cursive

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The Power to Combust

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to catch em all

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!