- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

the power to do two suicide bombings

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to levitate birds

Pointless Super Powers