The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!