The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to like this power

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!