The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to fart mace

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!