the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!