The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have a power

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!