The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!