The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to poke

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!