The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!