The power to not Waste time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!