The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!