The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to repel women.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to explode on the moon

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!