The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!