The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!