the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to clean

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to not finish your

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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levi Hahne is gay

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!