- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to eat ass.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to speak in braille...

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

Pointless Super Powers