to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to die.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!