The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!