The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to vote

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!