- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to speak with death people..

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The ability to read braile.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

the power to not have superpowers

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

X ray vision on chairs

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

Pointless Super Powers