Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to fall up.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!