The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to bleed on command

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!