the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to achieve 98% opacity

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to have a stroke at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

thumb_up thumb_down +94

32% Levitation.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

thumb_up thumb_down +92

ability to levitate using my fart...

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the ability to know what the fox say

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

to make asians smart

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!