The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!