The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to like any show

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the power of words

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to breathe

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to be wrong

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!