- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

To be able to summon old people

The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to divide by zero

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to get hurt without a break.

Pointless Super Powers