The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!