The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Meatvision.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!