The power to make cats burp.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!