The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!