The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power drown in water

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!