The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!