The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power of words

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to breathe

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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A healing punch

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!