The power to make a pint a gallon

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to exist

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Immunity to medication

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to go on this website

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!