The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Acid pee

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!