The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!