the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to explode on the moon

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!