The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!