the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!