The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!