the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to kill yourself

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!