The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Third armpit.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to be raped.

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make youself dumb

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!