The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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See through invisible people

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to not see ads

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!