the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!