- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The ability to not have a super power.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers