- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

the ability to constantly have the fever

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

Liam Brudenell

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to put on socks with one hand

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

the power to beathe

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the ability to type slower.

The power to stop existing.

Pointless Super Powers