The ability to fart pee.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Stop clapping

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!