The power to see into the present

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the powre to spel

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to eat your poop

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to change races.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!