The ability to police irony

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to jerk off

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be dead

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!