The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!