The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to instantly die

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to herd cats

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!