The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to not exist.

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the power of words

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to exist

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!