the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Tits for a guy.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!