The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!