The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!