the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power of words

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!