The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to control urine

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!