the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!