The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Super-slowness

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!