The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!