The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to bleed

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!