The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!