The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to remove the power within.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!