The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to be powerless

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!