the power to die at will

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be a human

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The Power to Combust

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!