the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!