The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!