The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to understand math.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!