The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!