The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of exact change

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to have a black president

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!