the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!