The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to die at will

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!