The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to be a dick.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!