The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!