The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to sleep

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power spite flower

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to speak with death people..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!