The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!