Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Taekwondo

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!