The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to misspell

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!