The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!