The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!