The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Stop clapping

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to write a country song

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to die

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!