- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to itch your teeth

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

Pointless Super Powers