The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power drown in water

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!