The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to think of food

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!