The power to have a V8

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to get sick

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!