the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to have any power on this site.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to smell colors

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!