The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!