The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to die at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!