The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to like any show

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Justin Bieber

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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to make asians smart

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!