Doing a handstand with your feet

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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lol

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!