The power to lick your own balls!!!

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the ability to post here

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!