- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly while under water

to poop a penny every year

The ability to count to potato

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to eat ass.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers