- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The Power to Power

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

swear words -jesse

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

Pointless Super Powers