The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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hello

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!