the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to start time.

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The power to grow one wing

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!