- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

i love to make shit brix

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to kill yourself

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to shit on the ceiling

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to ejaculate

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to display emotions at will

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to change your eye color.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to jump faster.

Pointless Super Powers