the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to become black!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!