- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

To be able to summon old people

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to part hair.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

Acid pee

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to do nothing with your life.