The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to not see ads

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to eat people :D

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!