- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

A good Kisser

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

Pointless Super Powers