The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!