- Pointless Super Powers

to do nothing

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!