- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power of self mind control

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to create powers

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to know where the beef is

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to make remotes invisible

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Pointless Super Powers