The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to shit without squinting.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power of self mind control

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be a woman

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to know where the beef is

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!