the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to die

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!