The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Super-slowness

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!