The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to police irony

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!