The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to become a llama.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!