The power of bad luck

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to freeze ice

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!