The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!