That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to like any show

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!