the power to beathe

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power of learning

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!