The power to read this.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!