- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to smell water.

Pointless Super Powers