- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

kabloooeeey!!!

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers