the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to start time.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!