The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!