- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to see the past.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to have a V8

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to not have a brain!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

Pointless Super Powers