the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!