The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to be wrong

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to get married

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!