The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the ability to see through air

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!