The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to not live forever

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to run Crysis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!