The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to live.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!