The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to police irony

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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lol

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!