the power to read this sentence

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to get sick

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!