- Pointless Super Powers

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

+66

The power to state the obvious at will.

+66

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

+62

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

+62

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

+56

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

+44

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to fart slightly less deadly

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to get arrested

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to not have a superpower

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to read this.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.