The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to die early.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!