The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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being black

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!