The power to smell whore

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i love to make shit brix

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to die at will

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!