- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to be really bad at CSGO

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to die when you get old

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers