- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to send text messages while driving

Nope. Just nope.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to drown on land.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to control dairy products

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to release the bogus

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers